Category: Humor

My Church Back Home in Arkansas

You’ll know yours is a Redneck Church If: The finance committee refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a chandelier because none of the menbers knows how to play one. People ask, when they learn that Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to […]

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New Year – New Goals

                     1 My goal for 2019 was to lose  20 pounds.  Only  35 to go! 2. Ate salad for dinner.  Mostly croutons & tomatoes.  Really just one big round crouton covered with tomato sauce.  And cheese.   FINE, it was a pizza.  I ATE A PIZZA! […]

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A Christmas Carol Parrot

​ One Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran into a pet shop looking for an unusual Christmas gift for his wife. The shop owner suggested a parrot, named Chet, which could sing famous Christmas carols. This seemed like the perfect gift. “How do I get him to sing?” The young man asked, excitedly. “Simply […]

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Blessings

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Going to Sea World

A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, “Are you going to San Diego?” “Sure,” answered the blonde, “do you need a lift?” “Not for me. I’ll be spending the […]

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Cold Weather Got You Down?

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Bert’s New Shoes

Bert, at 85 years old, always wanted a pair of soft spike golf shoes like Freddie Couples, so, seeing some on sale after his round, he bought them. He was so delighted with his purchase, he decided to wear them home to show the misses. Walking proudly into the house, he sauntered into the kitchen […]

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Is Karma a Real Thing?

  Phil My Dear husband, I’m writing this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you. I’ve been a good wife to you for the last 20 years and feel I have nothing to show for it, and the last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you left your […]

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Balls

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We’ve heard colleagues referring to people with Guts, or with Balls. Do they, however, know the difference between them? Lest any confusion remain about the difference between guts and balls…. Here’s the official distinction; straight from the British Medical Journal: Volume 323; page 295. GUTS – […]

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The Shortest Books Ever Written

MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS By Tiger Woods ______________________________ ______________ THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY By Jane Fonda, Cindy Sheehan & Michelle Obama Illustrated by Michael Moore Foreword by George Soros ______________________________ __________ MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA By “The Rev Jesse Jackson” & “The Rev Al Sharpton” ______________________________ ________ THINGS I […]

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