In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
Are you a Democrat – a Republican – or a Southerner ? ……….. ……. …….. ……… …….. …….. …….. …… Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question: You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a […]
*YES, the Governor of Michigan used to work for George Soros * YES, CALIF GOV. GAVIN NEWSOME IS NANCY PELOSI’S NEPHEW. * YES, ADAM SHIFF’S SISTER IS MARRIED TO GEORGE SOROS’ SON. * YES, JOHN KERRY’S (traitor), DAUGHTER IS MARRIED TO A MULLAH’S SON in IRAN * YES, Hillary’s daughter Chelsea IS married to George […]
A young Arab boy asks his father, “What is that strange hat you’re wearing?” The father said: “Why, my son, it is a ‘chechia.’ In the desert it protects our heads from the intense heat of the sun.” “And what is the long flowing robe you are wearing?” asked the boy. “Oh, my son,” exclaimed […]
Do you have a favorite corned beef recipe? What is your favorite St Patrick’s Day meal? Try this awesome recipe for hearty corned beef! Cook with the same high quality cookware the pros use –
I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She made me an appointment for Tuesday. Are you prepared for another power outage?
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays–Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll–Does It […]
If a Republican doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one. If a Democrat doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat. If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone. If a Republican is queer, he quietly leads his life. […]
Teacher Fails Entire Class and explains why Socialism won’t work, and always fails. This teacher is a GENIUS! An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had recently failed an entire class. That class had insisted that socialism worked and that no one […]