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Welcome Boomers!

A Simple Prayer

  O Jesus, gentle and humble of heart, hear me! From the desire of being esteemed, From the desire of being loved, From the desire to be sought, Deliver me, Jesus. From the desire to be mourned, From the desire of praise, From the desire of preference, From the desire of influence, From the desire of […]

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Japanese Doctor Shares Tips for a Longer Life

Q: Doctor,  I’ve heard that  cardiovascular exercise can prolong life.  Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that it…don’t waste on exercise.  Everything wear out eventually.  Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster.  Want to live […]

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I Dream of Jeannie!

    I met a magical fairy yesterday who said she would grant me one wish. “I wish to live forever,” I said. “Sorry,” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant that particular wish.” “Fine,” I said, “then I want to die the day after Congress is filled with honest, hard-working, bipartisan men and […]

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The Joys of Aging

An elderly Floridian called 911 on his cell phone to report that his car has been broken into. He is hysterical as he explains his situation to the dispatcher  “They’ve stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!” he cried. The dispatcher said, “Stay calm… An officer is on the […]

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Two Years Abroad

David to be returned to Italy A bit of cultural news  for a welcome  change. After a two  year loan to the   United  States , Michelangelo’s David is being returned to Italy.             When I was young, I decided I wanted to be a doctor so I took the entrance exam to […]

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A Man and a Woman

 

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Drinks with Jesus

  A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, is that Jesus sitting over there?” The waitress nodded “yes”! So, the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him. The next patron […]

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GOODBYE MOM

A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, “I hope I haven’t made you feel ill at ease; it’s just that you look […]

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Quote of the week

“If you do not take an interest in the affairs of your government,  then you are doomed to live under the rule of fools.”   ~Plato

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Thanks Mom

A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, “I hope I haven’t made you feel ill at ease; it’s just that you look […]

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