When I was young, I decided I wanted to be a doctor so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School. One of the questions asked us to rearrange the letters PNEIS into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect. Those who answered SPINE are doctors […]
Welcome Boomers!
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE 1930’s, 40’s, and 50’s !! First, we survived being born to mothers who may have smoked and/or drank While they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn’t get tested for diabetes. Then, after that trauma, we were p ut to sleep […]
One day a farmer’s donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn’t worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his […]
Its no wonder the Obamas hate President Trump. Good news is always sweet, especially when even Snopes will verify the same. I did look this up on Snopes and they say our President Donald Trump did indeed send Obama a bill for all the vacations he has gone on since leaving office… A recent tirade […]
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car – both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to major crossroad. The stop light was red, but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself “I must be losing it. I could […]
NO MATTER WHAT OUR KIDS AND THE NEW GENERATION THINK ABOUT U S WE ARE AWESOME !!! Our Lives are LIVING PROOF !!! To Those of Us Born 1925 – 1955: At the end of this email is a quote of the month by Jay Leno. If you don’t read anything else, Please read what he […]