A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, “Are you going to San Diego?” “Sure,” answered the blonde, “do you need a lift?” “Not for me. I’ll be spending the […]
“You don’t need God anymore; you have us Democrats.” ~Nancy Pelosi (Quoted 2006) And the most ridiculous gem of wisdom, from the “Mother Superior Moron”: “We just have to pass the Healthcare Bill to see what’s in it..” ~Nancy Pelosi (Quoted 2010 ) (As one Doctor said: “That is also the perfect definition of a […]
Instead of those $1500 suits maybe Politicians should wear uniforms. You know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could identify their corporate sponsors! Also, all politicians should serve only two terms, one term in office and one term in prison.
It snowed last night… 8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 – A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman. 8:15 – So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 – My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman’s voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere. 8:20 – The […]
Let thy work appear unto thy servants, and thy glory unto their children. And let the beauty of the Lord our God be upon us: and establish thou the work of our hands upon us; yea, the work of our hands establish thou it. Psalm 90:16-17
Wishing You a Happy and Healthy New Year! However you choose to celebrate, warm wishes for a safe and warm Holiday!
This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud. This is a strictly ….. mathematical viewpoint… and it goes like this: What Makes 100% ? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about […]
The warm December day was really quite beautiful, and an afternoon beer started me to thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, “Nothing.” She then said, “That’s what you did yesterday!” I replied, “I WASN’T DONE , SO I’M IN THE MIDDLE OF FINISHING RIGHT NOW.” The […]