A Frenchman, an Arab, and a Texas girl are in the same bar. When the Frenchman finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces… He says,’In France our glasses are so cheap we don’t need to drink with the same one twice.’ The […]
I was 14 the first time I went to the neighborhood drugstore to buy a pack of condoms. In those days it took a lot of guts to walk into the drug store and ask for condoms because everyone knew everyone else. Mary, the girl behind the counter, was almost 20 and knew what they […]
A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong E-mail address: A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years before. Because of their hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel […]
A man takes the day off work and decides to go play golf. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is About to swing when he Hears, Ribbit 9 Iron.’ The man looks around and doesn’t see anyone. Again, he […]
Remove from me the way of lying: and grant me thy law graciously. I have chosen the way of truth: thy judgments have I laid before me. Psalm 119:29-30
A teacher asks her class, ‘If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?’ She calls on little Ralphy. He replies, ‘None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.’ The teacher replies, ‘The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.’ […]
A Greek and an Irishman were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures. Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the Parthenon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.” “Aye, and it was the Irish that discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.” “But it was the Greeks who […]
On their way to the church to get married, a young Catholic couple were involved in a fatal car accident. Being good Catholics the young couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: could they possibly get married in Heaven? […]
Are you a real man? Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question: You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, […]