Tag: #babyboomerhumor

A Letter to Dear Abby

  Dear Abby, My husband hasn’t worked for the last 14 years. All he does is get dressed in the morning and hop in his fancy car to visit his cronies. I know he’s cheated on me many times with young girls who could be his granddaughters. I know this because he brags about this […]

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9 Months Later

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack’s mini-van and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. ‘I realize […]

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Advanced Classes for Men

ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Friday, February   21st 2020     NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays–Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday […]

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How to avoid disease

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties And had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One Sunday afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared some tea. […]

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My New Pet

A guy is browsing in a pet shop, and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn’t have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, “Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot.?” The parrot says, “I was born this way. I’m a defective parrot.” “Holy crap,” the guy replies. “You actually […]

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Seeking a 2nd Opinion

Ever since I was a child, I’ve always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him, “I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy.” The shrink said, “Just put yourself […]

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Drinks with Jesus

A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked   the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, is that Jesus sitting over there?”  The waitress nodded “yes”!  So, the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.   The next patron to […]

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How’s Your Health?

  Go outside near some grass or dirt and take a piss! If ants congregate….diabetes If you wet your toes….prostate If when cold out the mist smells like a roast…. cholesterol If when shaking it your wrist hurts….arthritis If back in the house your penis is hanging out….. Alzheimers

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The Day Bernie Skipped Class

Teacher Fails Entire Class !!   A good reminder of what some people (Bernie and AOC)  are pushing for.     Teacher Fails Entire Class and explains why Socialism won’t work, and always fails. This teacher is a GENIUS! An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a […]

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The Congressman and the Shepard

A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Montana when suddenly a brand-new 2019 AUDI advanced towards him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man named Cliff in a Brioni® suit, Gucci® shoes, RayBan® sunglasses and YSL® tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, “If I tell […]

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