* Golf balls are like eggs – they’re white, they’re sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to buy more. * The pro-shop gets its name from the fact that you must have the income of a professional golfer to buy anything in there. * It’s amazing how a golfer who never […]
Are you a Democrat – a Republican – or a Southerner ? ……….. ……. …….. ……… …….. …….. …….. …… Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question: You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a […]
Does it really do Any good at all to argue? Sometimes a simple “Yes Dear” can smooth over a testy discussion… Save your stress level…. Try another simple solution – “I understand”
I mowed the lawn one last time today before Winter, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, “Nothing.” She then said, “That’s what […]
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the flight crew’s refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, […]
My wife and I went through the McDonald’s drive-thru window and I gave the cashier a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her 25c. She said, ‘you gave me too much money.’ I said, ‘Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar back.’ She sighed and […]
A Frenchman, an Arab, and a Texas girl are in the same bar. When the Frenchman finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces… He says,’In France our glasses are so cheap we don’t need to drink with the same one twice.’ The […]