Tag: #babyboomerhumor

My New Truck

I bought a new Dodge 3500 Ram Tri-Flex Fuel Truck It’ll run on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85. Had to go back to the dealer yesterday because I couldn’t get the radio to work. The service technician explained that the radio was voice-activated. ‘Nelson’, the technician said to the radio. The radio replied, ‘Ricky or […]

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Little Johnny

A teacher asked her class of 3rd graders how many of them were Kamala Harris fans. Not really knowing what a Kamala Harris fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different…again. […]

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When a Man Loves a Woman

Bookseller conducting a market survey asks a woman, “Which book has helped you most in your life?” The woman replied, “My husband’s cheque book.” A prospective husband in a book shop asked, “Do you have a book called ‘Husband – Master of the House’?” The sales assistant replied, “Sir, fiction and comics are on the […]

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The Way to Heaven

An Angel visited a woman and told her she must give up smoking, drinking and unmarried sex if she wants to get into Heaven. The woman said she would try her best. The Angel visited the woman a week later to see how she was getting on. “Not bad” said the woman, “I’ve given up […]

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Saturday Morning Bliss

* Golf balls are like eggs – they’re white, they’re sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to buy more. * The pro-shop gets its name from the fact that you must have the income of a professional golfer to buy anything in there. * It’s amazing how a golfer who never […]

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The Teacher asks her class

On the last day of school a teacher asked her class how many of them were Joe Biden fans. Not really knowing what a Bernie Sanders fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided […]

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Did Your Mom or Dad Ever Give You “the talk”?

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Man Rules

These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered “1 ” ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. ( FIRST & FOREMOST RULE) 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining […]

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An Alarming Statistic

The frequency of sexual activity of senior males depends on where they were born: Statistics just released from Stats Canada and The United Nations Board of Health Teams revealed that: North American men between 60 and 80 years of age, will on average, have sex two to three times per week. Whereas Japanese men, in […]

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Who’s the Boss?

Contentment is not the fulfillment of what you want, but the realization of how much you already have. Do you remember that old comedy TV show – “Tool Time” ? Once the tool man walked in the house, there was very little doubt who was really in charge.

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