Tag: humor for baby boomers

The Helpful Air Force Pilot

During a commercial airline flight an experienced Air Force Pilot was seated next to a young mother with a babe in arms. When the baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother began nursing the infant as discreetly as possible. The pilot pretended not to notice, and, upon disembarking, he gallantly offered his […]

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What Would You Do ?

A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, is that Jesus sitting over there?” The waitress nodded “yes”! So, the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him. The next patron to […]

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The Girl Across the Road

She’s young and single… She lives right across the road and I can see her place from my kitchen window! I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was more than a little surprised when she walked across the road, up my driveway and knocked on the door! I opened the door, […]

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Thou Shalt Not

The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this — you cannot post ‘Thou Shalt Not Steal’ ‘Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery’ and ‘Thou Shall Not Lie’ in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians, it creates a hostile work environment.

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Visiting the Pope

This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade.. So remember this story the next time someone who knows nothing and cares less tries to make your life miserable. A woman was at her hairdresser’s getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her […]

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How a Man Changes His Thinking

When I was 13, I dreamed that some day I would have a girlfriend with a nice rack. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she […]

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My Future Son in Law

A young woman brought her fiancĂ© home to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother told her father to find out about the young man. The father invited the fiancĂ© to his study for a talk. “So, what are your plans?” the father asked the young man. “I am a biblical scholar,” he replied. “A […]

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How to Bend the Facts

A lawyer, who had a wife and 12 children needed to move because his rental agreement was terminated by the owner, who wanted to reoccupy the home. But he was having a lot of difficulty finding a new house. When he said, he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to him because […]

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What are Your Goals?

1. My goal for 2019 is to lose 10 pounds. Only 15 to go. 2. Ate salad for dinner. Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. FINE, it was a pizza. I ATE A PIZZA! 3. How to prepare Tofu: a. Throw it in the trash […]

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How to Never Get a DUI

I would like to share a story about drinking and driving. This might save you the cost and embarrassment of being arrested for DUI. As you know, people have been known to have unexpected brushes with the authorities from time to time, often on the way home after a “social session” with family or friends. […]

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