Tag: humor

Back to School

The kids filed into  class Monday morning.  They were all very excited.  Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on salesmanship.  Little   Sally led off.    “I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30” she said proudly.  “My sales approach was to appeal to the customer’s civic spirit and I credit that approach for […]

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The Late Night Visitor

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack’s mini-van and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. ‘I realize […]

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Spring

We had a power outage at our house this morning and my PC, laptop, TV, DVD, iPad and my new surround sound music system were all shut down. Then I discovered that my mobile phone battery was dead. To top it off it was raining outside, so I couldn’t play golf. I went into the […]

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Women! I’m Clueless About Women

I was 14 the first time I went to the neighborhood drugstore to buy a pack of condoms. In those days it took a lot of guts to walk into the drug store and ask for condoms because everyone knew everyone else.    Mary, the girl behind the counter, was almost 20 and knew what […]

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Call The Police

Some big cities have police who are too overworked and perhaps stretched too thin. Response time to some crimes can take longer than you might expect or hope for. Check out this real life example –     George Phillips, an elderly man from Walled Lake, Michigan, was going up to bed, when his wife […]

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The Lawyer

A lawyer, who had a wife and 12 children   needed to move because his rental agreement was terminated by the owner, who wanted to reoccupy the home.     But he was having a lot of difficulty finding a new house. When he said, he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to him because they felt […]

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